Shake it like a polaroid picture..

I'm having a really big problem, and it's solution is socially unacceptable to my fellow Americans.

Hygiene. It's a bitch.

Seriously I take a shower every morning and by night my hair is greasy. On occasion (like today) I'll forget to put on deoderant and no matter how clean I made myself in the morning, end up smelly by evening. I can't find a clean pair of jeans. I had to make three special trips to the bathroom today just to wash away the stickyness of my hands. I keep rubbing my face out of craziness, only to have it break out 2.3 seconds later.

Water, you must really really hate me.

thee end

posted by sam @ 3:13 PM