Wednesday, March 29, 2006

So it's worse than kidney stones.

Through being ill, some people find a devine relationship with the universe that was hidden by some materialistic obsessions. You might ask, is it the same for you Sam?

Answer: No.

Instead I have found the wonderful world of antibiotics, ultrasounds (ewww.), and clear liquids. Luckily popsicles are included in this clear liquid catagory. And what is included with popsicles? (Far too many questions in this post) Crappy popsicle stick jokes. To share one.

This one is somewhat modified:
Q: What animals can't do their laundry well?
A: Leopards because they can't get the spots out!

BUH DUM CHUUUUHHHHHHH!

wow i'm bored.

thee end

1 Comments:

At 10:59 PM, Anonymous Kenzie said...

Sam, I would never ask that.

 

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