Shake it like a polaroid picture..

Hey world, I'm onto you and your ways
1. Nail Polish-the better quality it is the more it smells.
2. the milk in my cereal bowl my basement hasn't gotten gross, that is how cold it is down here
3."Everyone knows the new way to wear your pants is with the pocket flaps turned up!"- Bite me Rick
4. Band and anything associated with that newly deemed four letter word sucks.
5. Its bad when you are so sick of papers that you bend the assignments, like oh, say turning an essay into a play, stage directions and everything
6. Alarm clocks should die, and be buried. Don't forget a funeral.
7. I choose you, yeah you, to make up a new form of communication i hate the phone, and the computer is getting boring, ok yeah so after you read this go, and think
8. I do not sound like a gerbil when i laugh
9. If you can't tell already from this blog, and the many other posts like it I like lists. So for christmas, you should make me a list, like how cool i am, or something cool, but in list form
10. jewel, pieces of me, has got to be the neatest cd collection starter in the history of the world.
11. I now come with a warning symbol attached to my forehead- warning: I make people do stupid stuff, like drive fast and molest people, unintentionally
12. Once a fake, always a fake as i always say
13. dude is a really cool word, dude.
14. HUBRIS
15. i abbrev. evrythng get the Fck o'er it!
16. to be even considered for dating material you must play, the bass guitar, trumpet, cello, or the recorder, this number courtesy of the University of Wisconsin Eau Claire Jazz band
17. lucky number
18. The concept of email blows, see #7
19. Along with me, there are others that like to list numbers, and coincidentally, they are the band of the month, the violent femmes
20. thee end

posted by sam @ 9:02 PM