Shake it like a polaroid picture..

i got my permit, but i have not yet driven... i m truly afraid

posted by sam @ 5:04 PM 0 comments

wow, i m mondo stressed out......
people are giving me so much shit about what i need to get done (permit) and i cant fucking take it anymore and on top of that my sister is acting seriously like a retard, like she is talking funny and crossing her eyes and throwing stuff at me and saying "it wasnt me"... blah blah blah, and i throw a towel at her and get yelled at! wtf! I know erin will read this and be like mommy.... sams talking about me again... whatevs.... and this s.e.s. thing is killing me... people are like go sign up. excuse me you really really really dont understand that it is not up to me, i dont drive and i need a certain parents permission before i can do anything. oh yeah and today i went to the ses homepage and downloaded the junior letter and it says stuff about reading over the summer and from what i have been asking my bf she said i could read anything, but now i see that it has to be from a list... so i m left to have to finish peace like a river before my mom will even let me step foot in a B&N to get the next book for required reading... and she says its all my fault i didnt know any better... uh its fucking summer, i m not supposed to be this stressed!

posted by sam @ 2:28 PM 0 comments

so dont you just hate it when something soooo fun happens and then like reality like slams the breaks and you hit your head on the steering wheel?

posted by sam @ 10:04 PM 0 comments

"Sean Combs, who has about as many names as job titles..."

posted by sam @ 9:21 PM 0 comments

hahaha so the most pathetic thing around, i havent posted in so long that they changed the blogger and i didnt even know about it.... wow
so reading dan kauppi's mad wit poured onto the computer i was like hmmmm post? sure. Since i have gotten home from camp i have done a lot and nothing at the same time. For example, the night i got home seamus and kate and jason and david and cara and maureen came over. Cara asked to drive seamus's new truck, he agreed because of cara's fabulous driving skills, so she whips it around the block a couple of times. Then Jason like is breathing heavy and panting and sweaty and is like seamus your truck broke. So like 2 streets down seamus's car with a cop are sitting in the middle of the rode, and seamus's truck wont move like 3 feet without the wheels locking up. So we waited for a tow truck blah blah blah. eventful right? well yesterday guess what i did, got sick. I had this thingy mabob that when i would sit up i would fall over, not so effective for doing things. So i slept and sat allll day, and felt really gross and useless come night so... i watched exercise videos and loved it. critiquing the big hair, reminicing (sp?) about aerobics. wow it was a blast.

synopsis of my summer..... done

Sam

posted by sam @ 10:17 AM 0 comments

so guess what.
Sam stepped out on a limb,
inched down the side of a cliff,
rebeled against the police,
killed 3 people,
and burned down a brick building,
but now
she has topped that all
she has defied the law of Tracey and Jim
and she... she...

colored her hair! (insert loud gasping noise here)

i know as a result of this post i will get an influx of emails and phone calls, you could call it reverse pschology, or you could call it mad wit

posted by sam @ 8:31 AM 0 comments