Shake it like a polaroid picture..

I just got back from the gopher men's basketball game... i am now a true Minnesotan... here's a list
1. I will forever have M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A chant in my head. Forreeeeeeeeeeeever.
2. Goldy is my worst enemy. He like came up to our row and started the slow clap, how 97 could you get? Also he like came up behind katie, scaring the shit outta her, scaring nicole, scaring me.
3. The whole game I was like I wonder what Flip is thinking (he was sitting like a section down from us)? Then I told nicole that and she was like, same.... but i wanna talk to him. I was like yeah about basketball, she is like no about his name. It continued with puns about Flip and how he is flippen sweet and how we'll catch him on the flip side.
4. When we first got there I was looking around and out of the corner of my eye... outta the millions of people there.. I see Luke Garrison! weird!
5. I really wanna be in band in college because I wanna wear a striped shirt and dance and play pep songs for the rest of my life! whooooooooooooooo!
6. WHAT THE HELL! BATON TWIRLING! its like dancing with a stick.
7. I really wanna go to a big 10 school so there can be kick ass sports. Aight? aight.

posted by sam @ 10:23 PM 0 comments

quotes from religion (shu up):

Tracey Ox.: Ok guys how does someone overcome low self-esteem?
Richie: "Make a joke, or get buff."

Tony: (while throwing m&ms into his mouth) "Third times a charm!" (hits his head against the wall attempting to catch them)

Tony: " You know those noodles with the mayo stuff on top."
D.J.: "You mean alfredo?"

Tony: "And they sign-ed"
Everyone: What? What are you talking about?
Tracey: (peering over at the reading) Sinned.

i'm too old for this stuff

posted by sam @ 6:26 PM 0 comments

you know that you are so in suburbia when you hear jojo being played at gander mountain. get out!

posted by sam @ 1:56 PM 0 comments

have you ever seen a perfectly flat, round smooth stone.
it sits there balanced on the grains of sand,
not sitting there, but floating more or less.
all of the sudden the tide comes and wraps itself around the rock.
no matter how hard it fights it gives in, it pulls to be basking in the sunshine once agian.
it travels through the water,
floating.
it finds itself being scraped across the bottom, becoming smoother, more refined.
then it finds it self being tossed, and twirled.
then it finds itself being stuck to by an infant starfish.
then it finds itself being washed up on another beach.
not realizing it at first, its the same beach, the same place where it had laid weeks ago.
but this time its more smooth, smaller, shinier.
it bakes, waiting to be pulled out to sea.
it wants to swim again.

posted by sam @ 8:12 PM 0 comments

on the phone long long distance
always threw such strong resistance
first you say you're too busy
I wonder if you even miss me
never there
you're never there
you're never ever ever ever there
A golden bird that flies away a candle's fickle flame
to think that I held you yesterday
your love was just a game
A golden bird that flies away a candle's fickle flame
to think that I held you yesterday
your love was just a game
you tell me that you love me so
you tell me that you care
but when I need you baby
take the time to get know me
if want me why cant you just show me
we're always on this rollarcoaster
if you want me why can't you get closer
never there
you're never there
you're never ever ever ever there

posted by sam @ 9:00 PM 0 comments

ok still to be done......
1. timeline pics
2. everything typed/final drafts
3. winter memory
4. wolf thing

its 2:36 in the fucking morning... yeah
i am feeling retarded... period

posted by sam @ 2:36 AM 0 comments

so.. this thing was completely disfunctional this afternoon, kinda like my brain is right now.

I have decided that the only thing that will keep me sane this looonnnngg evening will be to post every two hours. this is so far what i need to get done

1. comp
2. wolf thing
3. discussion prep
4. timeline
5. winter memory


some of these are half done... you will see my progress all in good time.


Thee end

posted by sam @ 9:17 PM 0 comments